Stick up

After spending all day at the hospital from 1:30 to 10:30 PM watching non-stop surgeries, the last being multiple stab wounds, my friend RG decided to stop at one of the two KFCs downtown and grab some food. These are his adventures as told to me over im!!!

RG:we stoped at KFC for dinner and on the way in a local ran at us with a bone in his hand carved to look like a gun and he told us he was going to shoot us
RG: he was saying "i'm a fucking criminal, i'm going to shoot you.."
RG: turns out he is a looney tune...we had a security guard walk us to the car....he was waiting outside the resturant for us....peaking in the window and shit....the security guard came with us and ran him off...he jumped out from behind a column...guess he didn't see security with us...he ran him off....and told us that the guy was a mental patient
me: wow, theres security people?
RG: just KFC security
RG: yeah thank God cause we where pretty scared
RG: none of us where showing it but we where scared
RG: i seriously though he had a gun
me: what bone was it? and man, whats he gonna take?? your pd kit with his bone?
RG: well...the guard told us it was a bone...we didn't see the bone....it was something carved to look like a gun with cloth wrapped tightly around it....
RG: but he was making clicking noises with his mouth like he was cocking the hammer so we kinda knew something was not right
me: guess i will know not to stop at kfc late night
me: i'll make sure to take advantage of the delivery they offer, perhaps he is the reason why they deliver!
RG: but it looked real in the dark....i don't want to experience that again
RG: it feels good to laugh about it now....
me: since your alive
RG: HELL YEAH....you know what the funny thing was...was he was waving this damn thing around all i could think about was..."shit i don't want to get one of those damn chest tubes"
RG: "don't shoot me in the chest please"

RG: but aside form that....the day was good

If he had a blog he said he would post the whole thing but since he doesn't I had to share what I thought was a pretty funny (but scary) thing.